No stand-up routine will be available until around spring 2018. So for now, I'll leave you with a video involving my dishwasher: In June of 2015, I moved back to Manhattan's Upper West Side after living in White Plains, New York for a few years. (I've also resided in Seattle and the nation's capitol -- Washington, DC.) Perhaps the biggest challenge involving my latest apartment was learning the dishwasher. The goal: avoid flooding the place or blowing up the dishes.